There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
