I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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