My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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