walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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