Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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