Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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