You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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