garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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