Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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