you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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