Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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