Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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