Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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