All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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