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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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