youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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