Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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