I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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