I wish I only lived at night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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