somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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