Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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