party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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