his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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