You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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