They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We are two peas in an std pod
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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