Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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