I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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