My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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