Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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