i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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