You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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