He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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