All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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