It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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