Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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