I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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