Fuck appropriateness.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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