Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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