my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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