Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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