We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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