thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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