I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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