goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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