bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
