There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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