it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
