Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Your cock deserves a montage
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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