I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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