ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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